If the sticky, humid climes that Britain is currently experiencing weren’t bad enough, we’ve also got an invasion of flying ants to deal with.
Haven’t been affected by it yet? Don’t worry, it’s just a matter of time before one of the insects obnoxiously flies into your face while you’re out and about.
But we are BRITAIN, a nation of Churchill, a nation of Blitz spirit, and a nation that won’t let these insect antichrists threaten our country.
Here’s a few tips on how to deal with the flying invasion.
Pretend that you are a god as you stand over the ant hill and mercilessly pour boiling water over it, sending the ants… Read the full story